Good news: there's a reason you're like this.Bad news: it's not just your Sun sign.

A 13-page report built from your exact birthday, birth time, and birthplace. Every planet, every life area, and how they all get along, explained in plain English for people who know nothing about astrology. Some judgment included at no extra charge.

Real pages from a real report. Names withheld to protect the organized.

What's inside

✦ Your big three

Sun, Moon, and Rising: your core self, your feelings, and your first impression.

✦ Every planet, explained

What each one does, what sign it was in, and what that means for you. With advice.

✦ Your life areas

Where your planets landed: career, money, love, friends. And which areas are crowded.

✦ How your planets get along

Which ones cooperate, which ones argue, and which ones are basically shouting.

✦ Your chart wheel

The real thing, with a guide to reading it.

✦ An executive summary

For people who skip to the end. (You.)

Your whole chart, explained. $14.99.

Tell me when and where you were born. I’ll write it up and email you the report within one business day.

Order your birth chart

Buying it for someone else? There’s a gift option on the next page.

Questions

What do I need?: Your birthday, the city you were born in, and your birth time if you know it. The time is what reveals your Rising sign and life areas.
What if I don't know my birth time?: You still get your Sun, Moon, every planet, and how they get along. You'd miss your Rising sign and life areas, and I'll update it for free if you find your time within 90 days.
How long does it take?: You'll get it by email within one business day. Each report is written for your chart and checked before it goes out.
Can I buy one for someone else?: Yes. The gift version has a gift tag on the cover and comes to you, so you can wrap it however you like. I was not consulted about the gift tag.